A guest out of the blue
Before long, the two nice-looking Siem Reap girls arrived with their two motorbikes. I got one with Sear while the two pretties got the other one. Just some meters’ long, Samnang finally called me: “Halo, where are you now? Please come take me at Phsar Chas bus station. I’m almost there!” “Oh ho, Samnang is also coming!” I exclaimed. Then, Sear asked the cute guides to lead us to the bus station.
We reached the bus station before the bus. “Park your motorbike carefully, boys. That is the car coming from behind you. Or you don’t want to get back home and meet your girlfriend?” one of the pretties alerted us pointing at a car turning right at the junction. I managed the motorbike to give more space for the road and replied her, “Oh, wish I have one.” “You just misunderstood, girl. In fact, they are two gays,” said a smiling young woman nearby drawing her motorbike and drove away. “Onh!?!” I and Sear puzzled.
“Oh ho, there he is!” I called out and pointed at a thin, charming tanned guy waving from inside the bus. “What on earth are you doing? Why didn’t you come with us in the morning? You’ve just spent twice on bus ticket. We insisted on your presence, but you denied; and now that you come alone. Poor you, man.” “I was really not able to come with you. I needed to look after the house while people were constructing the road.” “So have they finished?” “Not yet. I left my grandfather working alone.” “Oh, what did he react then?” “He was shocked and puzzled when I told him I’m leaving.”
Now everybody was gathering at the guest house. There were seven Siem Reap immigrants: I, Sear, Thoeun, Samnang, Sopheak, Sonthara and Vuth; and five Siem Reap residents: Phy, and his old friend Phea, the two pretties, and a newly introduced Chamroeun. It was really helpful to have some residents joined our fun time. This way we could have guides and we got more laughing from them. In addition, and probably a much saving factor, we had more than enough motorbikes from them shared to us.
Some people were playing pool, and I was also one of the crazy shooters. Stunned by Phea, the only female player, who was shooting ball after ball, we stood waiting and looking at the foreigners learning to speak Khmer under a bit alcoholic influence. I was not sure how it would affect the foreigners’ perception on Khmer when they are taught some naughty words by Khmer guys. Having waited a little long, and now it was my turn. While preparing to shot, I was called out to be ready for the next travelling. “One more!” I answered them.
After the immigrants refilled their public account, they started to draw their motorbikes with confidence, ignoring the fact that they might have to eat more calcium for some months afterward. I managed to occupy one of the motorbikes while Sonthara and Sear were getting on with me. Terrifyingly, Sopheak who was the leader on another bike was swerving along the quiet road in the nightfall even before taking any alcohol. “Oh Buddha, please save me!” Thoeun and Samnang screamed with half crying and half laughing from Sopheak’s back, not sure if it was his fun or danger, “Please let me drive if you are not well.” “Oh, I’m fine. Don’t worry, boys. You will be there eating your soup.”
“From the left: Thoeun, Sonthara, Samnang, Me and Sear. The five lonely guys were having a big debate on a topic: ‘who is the ugliest in the group?’ Everyone was claiming that they are the ugliest. This debate happened after they had invoked a Khmer saying: ‘The ugly matches the pretty; white matches black.’ So we have the honor to propose the audiences to vote for the winner in such debate…”
Unleashing the signers was the last activity for that night. We went to Top Town to sing, and probably to shout. At first we were all in a room which looked too crowded although it was large already. Then, I requested to have two rooms due to the reason that there would not be enough chance for people to sing their songs and more importantly, some of us really wanted to shout, not to sing. As the result, Preap Sowath(s), Sapoun Midada, Sok Reaksa came to another room, leaving Sin Sisamuth(s) and Ros Sereisothea(s) in the other room.
“I, Phy and Sear.”
Now it was free for Hang Meas superstars to sing in whatever way they like regardless of somebody could not catch the rhythm of the song. Preap Sowath(s) dominated the show after people had ordered many of his songs. Sok Reaksa was stiffly awoken when he heard his song: “សំបុត្រស្នេហ៍ក្នុងកន្រ្តកកង់អូន A love letter in the basket of bicycle” and then Sonthara started his only song in the night. ABC seemed to have less influence on the superstars’ voice; everyone was still able to shout for song after song. Not until having seen the bill did the signers’ voice turn hoarse.








